Hopelessly Teavoted

A Novel

Read by Kelsey Navarro Foster and Tim Paige
Part of Hallowcross

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About The Book

After the deaths of his parents, a witch returns to his spooky family manor and joins forces with his former crush when his parents’ spirits warn them of a sinister threat in this witty and lyrically unique rom-com in the vein of The Crescent Moon Tearoom and The Ex Hex.

Azrael Ashmedai Hart must be cursed. He’s a witch twice named for the devil. He’s making his way back to his family manor in Hallowcross after a failed screenwriting career. He’s adopted a cat he’s allergic to, and if all of that is not enough, he’s also forced to come face-to-face with his childhood best friend and former crush.

Victoria Starnberger, the bubbly girl-next-door Az lost touch with after an awkward incident in college, has just been disowned by her parents for quitting business school and buying Azrael’s late parents’ Hopelessly Teavoted tea shop against their wishes. Being cut off financially is one thing. But, now Vickie also owes a lesser devil for the souls her parents promised him in exchange for her gift to summon the dead by touching something they treasured in life, destroying the object in the process.

When spirits all over town, including Az’s parents, keeping warning her about a sinister threat, Vickie and Az are forced to combine their powers to save the Hallowcross. But to do so, they must prevent her magic from immolating him after Vickie’s devil places a curse on them to keep them from touching until she repays her debt. As they race against the clock to find clever ways around their curse, they find it increasingly harder to deny that they’ve been hopelessly devoted to each other all along.

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About The Author

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Audrey Goldberg Ruoff

Audrey Goldberg Ruoff is the author of Hopelessly Teavoted and an English teacher with the enthusiasm of Valerie Frizzle, but for secondary education. She lives in a suburb of Washington, DC, with her family, a scrappy but loyal little dog, and a witchy black cat. Visit AudreyRuoff.com and follow her @AudreyGoldbergRuoff on Instagram and TikTok.

About The Readers

Kelsey Navarro Foster

Tim Paige

Product Details

  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio (September 16, 2025)
  • Runtime: 12 hours and 4 minutes
  • ISBN13: 9781668150719

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"Narrators Kelsey Navarro Foster and Tim Paige have strong chemistry in this fun paranormal romance. Witches Azrael and Victoria, childhood friends, run into each other after Victoria investigates buying a tea shop that Azrael’s parents used to own. During their exchange, they accidentally summon undead spirits and must find a way to save their town before a devil consumes it. While the story has some action-packed moments, the true heart of Foster’s and Paige’s performances is in the story’s cozy yet steamy romance. Both narrators approach their characters with well-paced cadences and similar humor. Intimate moments are also delivered with alluring yet somewhat comedic dialogue to give Azrael and Victoria’s budding relationship the arc of a friends-to-lovers romance."

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