Any Trope but You

A Novel

Read by Tim Paige and Jesse Vilinsky

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About The Book

A bestselling romance author flees to Alaska to reinvent herself and write her first murder mystery, but the rugged resort proprietor soon has her fearing she’s living in a rom-com plot instead in this internationally bestselling debut by Victoria Lavine.

Beloved romance author Margot Bradley has a dark secret: she doesn’t believe in Happily Ever Afters. Not for herself, not for her readers, and not even for her characters, for whom she secretly writes alternate endings that swap weddings and babies for divorce papers and the occasional slashed tire. When her Happily Never After document is hacked and released to the public, she finds herself canceled by her readers and dropped by her publisher.

Desperate to find a way to continue supporting her chronically ill sister, Savannah, Margot decides to trade meet-cutes for murder. The fictional kind. Probably. But when Savannah books Margot a six-week stay in a remote Alaskan resort to pen her first murder mystery, Margot finds herself running from a moose and leaping into the arms of the handsome proprietor, making her fear she’s just landed in a romance novel instead.

The last thing Dr. Forrest Wakefield ever expected was to leave his dream job as a cancer researcher to become a glorified bellhop. What he’s really doing at his family’s resort is caring for his stubborn, ailing father, and his puzzle-loving mind is slowly freezing over—until Margot shows up. But Forrest doesn’t have any room in his life for another person he could lose, especially one with a checkout date.

As long snowy nights and one unlikely trope after another draw Margot and Forrest together, they’ll each have to learn to overcome their fears and set their aside assumptions before Margot leaves—or risk becoming a Happily Never After story themselves.

Appearances

JUL 21
12:00AM
In Person

Victoria Lavine in conversation with Riss Neilson

Symposium Books
240 Westminster St
Providence, RI 02903
JUL 24
7:00PM
In Person

Author Chat with Ellie Palmer, Naina Kumar, Grace Reilly, and Victoria Lavine

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Azalea Lodge Mead Botanical Garden
1300 Denning Dr
Winter Park, FL 32789
JUL 25
7:00PM
In Person

Victoria Lavine in conversation with Emma Hamm

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Grump & Sunshine
40 Free St STE B
Portland, ME 04101
JUL 29
6:30PM
In Person

Victoria Lavine in conversation with Kristyn J. Miller

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The Purple Couch Bookshop
350 Winthrop Ave.
Unit 9B
North Andover, MA 01845
JUL 31
12:00AM
In Person

Victoria Lavine in conversation with Peyton Corinne

Tropes & Trifles
2709 E 38th St.
Minneapolis, MN 55406

About The Author

Leah Carter
Victoria Lavine

Victoria Lavine’s love of romance novels started in high school with a crate of old bodice rippers and a wink from her local librarian. Now, she writes her own Happily Ever Afters when she’s not enjoying the great state of Maine with her husband and daughter, taking orders from her two cats, or coming up with excellent reasons to make her next latte.

About The Readers

Tim Paige

Jesse Vilinsky

Product Details

  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio (April 1, 2025)
  • Runtime: 11 hours and 17 minutes
  • ISBN13: 9781668131275

Raves and Reviews

"Narrators Tim Paige and Jesse Vilinsky shine in this charming romance as they portray Forrest and Margot with compelling chemistry and emotional depth. Margot, a romance writer, has struggled with love in her own life. When her diary of disenchantment with the genre is maliciously revealed, her career is jeopardized. To help, her sister sends Margot to Alaska to reinvent herself. There, she meets Forrest, who’s put his medical research on hold to care for his paralyzed father. Romance tropes then seamlessly converge on the couple, beginning with a meet-cute. Paige and Vilinsky deliver a master class in narration—conveying emotions, especially vulnerability and longing, through pitch-perfect pauses, nuanced inflections, and expressive tones. Their performances elevate the story, keeping listeners captivated."

– Winner of an AudioFile Earphones Award, AudioFile magazine

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