The Unhoneymooners

Read by Cynthia Farrell / With Deacon Lee

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About The Book

THE INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!

Named a “Must-Read” by TODAY, Us Weekly, Bustle, BuzzFeed, Goodreads, Entertainment Weekly, Publishers Weekly, Southern Living, Book Riot, Woman’s Day, The Toronto Star, and more!

For two sworn enemies, anything can happen during the Hawaiian trip of a lifetime—maybe even love—in this romantic comedy from the New York Times bestselling authors of Love and Other Words.

Olive Torres is used to being the unlucky twin: from inexplicable mishaps to a recent layoff, her life seems to be almost comically jinxed. By contrast, her sister Ami is an eternal champion...she even managed to finance her entire wedding by winning a slew of contests. Unfortunately for Olive, the only thing worse than constant bad luck is having to spend the wedding day with the best man (and her nemesis), Ethan Thomas.

Olive braces herself for wedding hell, determined to put on a brave face, but when the entire wedding party gets food poisoning, the only people who aren’t affected are Olive and Ethan. Suddenly there’s a free honeymoon up for grabs, and Olive will be damned if Ethan gets to enjoy paradise solo.

Agreeing to a temporary truce, the pair head for Maui. After all, ten days of bliss is worth having to assume the role of loving newlyweds, right? But the weird thing is...Olive doesn’t mind playing pretend. In fact, the more she pretends to be the luckiest woman alive, the more it feels like she might be.

With Christina Lauren’s “uniquely hilarious and touching voice” (Entertainment Weekly), The Unhoneymooners is a romance for anyone who has ever felt unlucky in love.

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JUL 13
6:30PM
In Person

In-conversation with Susan Lee and Nikki Payne

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Triple Crown Pavilion
1780 Plantside Drive
Jeffersontown, KY 40299
JUL 14
6:30PM
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In-conversation with Susan Lee & Nikki Payne

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The Historic Artcraft Theatre
57 N Main Street
Franklin, IN 46131
JUL 15
7:00PM
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In-conversation with Susan Lee

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Our Saviour’s Lutheran Church Celebration Campus
919 S Washington Street
Naperville, IL 60540
JUL 16
7:00PM
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In-conversation with Susan Lee & Julie Soto

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The Sun Theater
3625 Grandel Square
St. Louis, MO 63108
JUL 17
7:00PM
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In-conversation with Susan Lee, Julie Soto, & Ali Hazelwood

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Unity Temple on the Plaza
707 W 47th Street
Kansas City, MO 64112
JUL 18
12:00AM
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In-conversation with Susan Lee, Julie Soto, & Ali Hazelwood

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Barnes & Noble
2910 Pine Lake Road
SouthPointe #2339
Lincoln, NE 68516
JUL 19
6:00PM
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In-conversation with Susan Lee

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Ames City Auditorium
520 6th Street
Ames, IA 50010
JUL 20
7:00PM
In Person

In-conversation with Susan Lee

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Quincy Hall
1325 Quincy Street NE
Minneapolis, MN 55413
JUL 22
12:00AM
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In-conversation with Susan Lee and Julie Soto

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Liberty Station - Vesper Venue
2875 Dewey Rd
San Diego , CA 92106

About The Author

© Chandra Wicke
Christina Lauren

Christina Lauren is the combined pen name of longtime writing partners and best friends Christina Hobbs and Lauren Billings, the New York TimesUSA TODAY, and #1 internationally bestselling authors of the Beautiful and Wild Seasons series, Autoboyography, Love and Other Words, Roomies, Josh and Hazel’s Guide to Not Dating, The UnhoneymoonersThe Soulmate EquationSomething WilderThe True Love ExperimentThe Paradise Problem, and The Romance Revival. You can find them online at ChristinaLaurenBooks.com or @ChristinaLauren on Instagram.

About The Reader

Cynthia Farrell

Product Details

  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio (May 14, 2019)
  • Length: 416 pages
  • Runtime: 9 hours and 14 minutes
  • ISBN13: 9781508282815

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